Too Close for Comfort

 

 
Tuesday, July 8, 2014 - 12:00am
 

My dating app gives up on specific distances when you're within 250 feet of someone. Like I'm supposed to be impressed by that? My phone should be able to take me straight to the nearest potential match, initiate and facilitate conversation, and tell them what a great guy I am.

Basically my phone should be my wingman.

 
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